MotherTHUDDER Ramp Series | Driveway Safety Ramps for Selwyn, Rolleston & Christchurch
Professional installations across Canterbury with DIY ramp kits available for delivery throughout New Zealand
MotherTHUDDER Safety Ramps are the Best metal kerb road Ramps in New Zealand (NZ).
🧱 Sick of driveways that jolt, scrape, or grind your wheels?
The MotherTHUDDER Series was created to solve exactly that.
A complete range of engineered access ramps designed for every type of driveway, kerb, or entry challenge — from small daily dips to steep roadside drops, garage thresholds, mobility access needs, heavy equipment movement, caravan transitions, and everything in between.
🔧 The System
MINI – Budget-friendly entry-level solution for smaller driveway dips and everyday bumps
SEMI – Designed for semi-mountable kerbs and moderate entry transitions (Bronze / Silver / Gold options)
FULL – Full-height kerb and garage entry solutions for standard residential access
MAXI – Heavy-duty system for extreme driveway dips, steep gradients, and roadside access challenges
CUSTOM – Tailored solutions for unique angles, mobility access (wheelchair, scooter, walker), HR-compliant forklift access, caravans, trailers, and non-standard environments.
🧠 Why it exists
For years, people simply made do.
Cars scraping on exits. Wheelchairs struggling on uneven thresholds. Scooters catching edges or feel unsafe. Caravans are dragging on dips and cannot park on your property. DIY ramps shift, break, come loose, wash away or become unsafe over time.
We kept hearing the same problems:
- “My car scrapes every time I leave the driveway.”
- “I need a safe ramp for my wheelchair or mobility scooter.”
- “My trailer or caravan keeps getting caught on the dip.”
- “My rubber or plastic ramps move, slip, or get damaged.”
- “Can you solve unusual angles or steep driveway entries?”
It wasn’t just one problem — it was everything.
⚙️ The Solution
So we engineered a tiered system built for real-world conditions:
A structured range of ramps that matches the exact severity of the problem — not a one-size-fits-all workaround.
Each system is:
- strong and load-rated
- customisable to site conditions
- suitable for DIY install or professional fitting
- available Canterbury-wide and throughout New Zealand.
🚀 What it really delivers
The MotherTHUDDER Series isn’t just about convenience.
It’s about:
- protecting vehicles and property
- improving mobility access and independence
- removing uncertainty from every entry and exit
- creating smooth, safe transitions every time.
THE Ultimate RAMP SYSTEM — THINK GREEN, THINK SAFE, THINK Affordable
Exclusive to TheRampMan.NZ, every ramp is designed with practical safety and sustainability in mind using 8 mm thick, grippy aluminium 5052 tread/chequered plate.
• The MotherTHUDDER Index guides you to the perfect ramp for your driveway’s (your) pain level. Custom ramp sizes are available — just ask, all labour, fixings and accessories are additional.
• PORTABLE, MINI, SEMI, FULL, MAXI, and CUSTOM ramps combine to cover every possible driveway scenario — from being PISSEDOFF on minor bumps to full-on big ArseWipeRs!!!!
• KerbLock™ S.H.I.T.H.O.T.™ Strengthening Wedges are made from recycled rubber tyres, and our alloy ramps’ EcoProcessing™ process reduces waste, giving materials new purpose, while minimising recycling waste.
NB: Custom-Curved Ramps (mitred ramps) are an option at extra labour, fabrication, fixings and materials costs.
CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING RAMP OPTIONS FOR THE BEST NEW ZEALAND METAL RAMPS…
MotherTHUDDER Index for Ramp Sefety Explained
- MotherTHUDDER Index / Ramp Guide
- PORTABLE MINI FLAT 600 x 900
- MINI FLAT 200
- MINI FLAT 300
- MINI FLAT 400
- MINI FLAT 500
- MINI FLAT 600
- SEMI FOLDED 500 / BRONZE STANDARD
- SEMI FOLDED 500 / SILVER STANDARD
- SEMI FOLDED 500 / GOLD STANDARD
- KerbLock™ SEMI-HEIGHT Accessories
- SEMI FOLDED 500 / FULL-HEIGHT
- KerbLock™ FULL-HEIGHT Accessories
- MAXI FLAT 900
- MAXI FLAT 1200
- MAXI FLAT 1800
- MAXI FLAT 2400
THE Ultimate RAMP SYSTEM — THINK GREEN, THINK SAFE, THINK AFFORDABLE
Exclusive to TheRampMan.NZ, every ramp is designed with practical safety and sustainability in mind using 8 mm thick, grippy aluminium 5052 tread/chequered plate.
• The MotherTHUDDER Index guides you to the perfect ramp for your driveway’s (your) pain level. Custom ramp sizes are available — just ask, all labour, fixings and accessories are additional.
• PORTABLE, MINI, SEMI, FULL, MAXI, and CUSTOM ramps combine to cover every possible driveway scenario — from being PISSEDOFF on minor bumps to full-on big ArseWipeRs!!!!
• KerbLock™ S.H.I.T.H.O.T.™ Strengthening Wedges are made from recycled rubber tyres, and our alloy ramps’ EcoProcessing™ process reduces waste, giving materials a new purpose, while minimising recycling waste.
NB: Custom-Curved Ramps (mitred ramps) are an option at extra labour, fabrication, fixings and materials costs.
Browse the table below, then explore the individual ramps in detail on the following pages.

A complete engineered ramp system designed for every driveway, access challenge, and mobility need across New Zealand
MotherTHUDDER Index: 1
Acronym: P.I.S.S.E.D.O.F.F. = Portable, Immediate, Site-Ready, Stable, Easy Deployment, Off-load, Flexible & Fast.
Experience: Nose and Tail Scraaaaaaaping!
The kerb’s too high or the dip’s too low — your front or rear cops it every time.
New Experience: Quick deployment, temporary access solution. Eliminates the Dreaded Street or Garage Dip instantly. Ideal for lowered cars, boats, trades, and “just for now” situations. Prevents bumper/skirt damage and saves labour time. Smoother at low speed, no scraping. Great for Boy-Racers and parents with them living at home. Lightweight, portable, and works even better with wood touching underneath to stop the sag / flexing.
Measurements: 900mm Deep/Span, approx. × 600mm Wide.
INSTALLATION: None!
Features & Benefits:
• Compact, portable.
• Quick deployment, flexible and temporary access solution.
• Quick or no install.
• Small and low vehicles, narrow wheel paths.
• Eliminates the Dreaded Drainage channel Dip as a bridge.
• Prevents bumper/skirt damage and saves labour time.
Relative DIP Killing Factor: 69.5%*
Portable and Temporary fix, ready to go.
From only $695+GST / 1 Pair of Ramps
The Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 2
Acronym: D.A.M.M.I.T. = Damn Artificial Miniature Mountainous Inconvenient Thump.
Experience: The jolt… The Coffee Wobbler.
Noticeable, and really annoys your daily commute.
New Experience: Slightly softens the kerb bump in Semi-Mountable kerbs. Best for small cars and mild driveways.
Helps reduce early tyre wear with minimal effect.
Measurements: 200mm Deep/Span, approx. × 2400mm Wide.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: Only $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done): Only $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• Entry-level solution for small dips.
• Minimises minor wheel alignment issues.
• Protects suspension from daily small jolts.
• Ideal for small cars and compact driveways.
• Low-cost, quick install, compact.
Kerb Killing Factor: 29.5%*
$aves early tyre wear. The Cheape$t option.
From Only $295+GST / Ramp
The Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 3
Acronym: Son-of-a B.I.T.C.H. = Bastard Incessantly Testing Car Heights.
Experience: That kerb-jolt that makes you curse…
Slowly throws your wheel alignment out. Steering starts drifting over time. Why, you SOB!?
New Experience: Softens the kerb bump better than the MINI 200 in Semi-Mountable kerbs. Smooths kerb transitions for smaller everyday cars with noticeable improvement, will feel the difference, and reduces wear on tyres and alignment, much like a KERBY™.
Measurements: 300mm Deep/Span, approx. × 2400mm Wide.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: Only $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done): Only $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• Everyday driveway protection.
• Reduces suspension wear and wheel misalignment.
• Compact, lightweight, easy to position.
• Perfect for standard cars and regular driveways.
• Good value option.
Kerb Killing Factor: 39.5%*
Saves $$$ at the tyre shop. Good value $olution.
Only $395+GST / Ramp
The Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 4
Acronym: K.E.N.O.W.L. = Kerb Evil Nasty Obstacle Wrecking Ledge.
Experience: Nasty lump, bump, ledge or scrape point.
Rattles your car and tests your suspension, alignment, and patience weekly. Misaligns wheels every month, and scuff tyres on the sides.
New Experience: Removes a large portion of the kerb hit for a smoother effect. Helps prevent suspension damage and protects rims and tyres longer. Most of that Bastard Bump gone, but you still notice it. Removes a large portion of the kerb hit and bounce.
Measurements: 300mm Deep/Span, approx. × 2400mm Wide.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: Only $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done): Only $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• Everyday driveway protection.
• Reduces suspension wear and wheel misalignment.
• Compact, lightweight, easy to position.
• Perfect for standard cars and regular driveways.
• Starts paying for itself faster than a MINI 300.
Kerb Killing Factor: 49.5%*
$$$$aves at the tyre shop and mechanic.
$tarts paying for itself fast.
From Only $495+GST / Ramp
The Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 5
Acronym: K.U.N.T.Y. = Kerb Unnecessarily Nasty To You.
Experience: Heinous bump or scrape.
Repeated hits smashing suspension, throwing alignment, and testing your patience daily.
New Experience: Reduces repeated wheel and chassis hits even more with a longer, flatter, smoother gradient. A serious step up in feels and protection. The flat version of SEMI FOLDED 500.
Measurements: 500mm Deep/Span, approx. × 2400mm Wide.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: Only $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done): Only $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• Big reduction in gradient = smooth, safer entry.
• Protects wheels and undercarriage.
• Protects everyday cars from general use.
• Not suitable for very heavy loaded cars, trailers and boats etc.,
and heavy trucks (needs at least H4 Wood bracing).
Kerb Killing Factor: 59.5%*
Saves real $$$$$ on mechanical repairs!
From Only $595+GST / Ramp
The Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 6
Acronym: F.U.C.K.E.R. = Fix Ugly Continuous Kerb Entry Rage.
Experience: As flat as f@!#k!
Daily punishment—in and out, twice a day or more. You rush it, and it punishes you every time. Pushes your button big-time!
New Experience: Long, flat, and forgiving.
Designed for semi-mountable kerbs and fast in/out access.
Huge reduction in gradient = smoother, safer entry.
Near full MINI solution before stepping into SEMI
Measurements: 500mm Deep/Span, approx. × 2400mm Wide.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: Only $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done): Only $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• Huge reduction in gradient = extra smooth, safer entry.
• Top-Level MINI solution before stepping up to the SEMI Series.
• Protects wheels and undercarriage.
• Protects lowered and sports cars from everyday use.
• Not recommended for heavy truck or high-load applications without optional leading-edge reinforcement (25×25 SHS aluminium bracing with extended fixings) to manage dynamic loading forces.
Kerb Killing Factor: 96.5%*
Extended version with the best — most reduced — gradient you can get. Saves on mechanical repairs faster than the MINI FLAT 500.
From Only $696.50+GST / Ramp
The Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 7
Acronym: M.O.T.H.E.R.T.H.U.D.D.E.R. = Mother Over The Hard Edge, Ramming, Thumping, Unnecessarily Destroying, Damaging Every Ride.
Experience: That kerb you hate with a passion… Every day you line it up, slow down… and still — THUD. It’s not just annoying anymore — it’s costing you. Wheel alignment drifting. Suspension taking hits. That “I’ll just live with it” feeling… yeah nah.
New Experience: SEMI-Duty Version for Semi-Mountable Kerbs — Daily Damage Zone. Half-Height 40-80 mm High. Folded KerbLock™ top for maximum stabilisation, rigidity and ClampForce™, full flat surface and as smooth and safe as you can get. Keeps suspension, tyres & rims safe from damage every day and in the long run.
Measurements: 500mm Deep (unfolded flat span, approx.), Semi-Height 40-80 mm High with a 100 mm FoldTop™ for KerbLocking™ × 2400mm Wide.
Additional Extras: KerbLock™ S.H.I.T.H.O.T. MidWedges™, EndWedges™, and DebrisReflectas™. View additional accessories on the following pages.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done, all fully installed): $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• KerbLock™ FoldTop™ grips to kerb for max ClampForce™ strength.
• Full smooth coverage for suspension & rim protection.
• Keeps suspension, tyres & rims safe from everyday & future damage.
• Stronger and smoother than the MINI Series.
• Durable, trades-ready.
Kerb Killing Factor: 96%*
The BEST All-Rounder for general traffic.
Protects wheel alignments, tyres & rims on challenging kerbs.
RoadTested™ for Small cars and SUVs.
From Only $896+GST / Ramp
The Super-Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 8
Acronym: M.O.T.H.E.R.T.H.U.D.D.E.R. = Mother Over The Hard Edge, Ramming, Thumping, Unnecessarily Destroying, Damaging Every Ride — Eliminated.
Experience: Unpredictable Impact Zone: Sometimes you clear it… sometimes it smashes front or rear. Utes, SUVs, longer wheelbases — they cop it worse. You start adjusting how you drive just to avoid damage… and still get caught out. Small and medium cars struggle.
New Experience: Heavy-Duty Version for Semi-Mountable Kerbs — Daily Damage Zone. Same as the Bronze Standard with added EndWedges™ for solid stability and eliminates SagDamage™ from random ramp-runners along the ramp, couriers, and trucks turning on your ramp in the street, and also protects against large debris. RoadTested™ for Large cars and SUVs.
Measurements: 500mm Deep (unfolded flat span, approx.), Semi-Height 40-80 mm High with a 100 mm FoldTop™ for KerbLocking™ × 2400mm Wide.
Additional Extras: KerbLock™ S.H.I.T.H.O.T. MidWedges™ and ReflectaGrills™. View extra additional accessories on the following pages.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: Only $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done): Only $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• KerbLock™ EndWedges™ for max EndZone™ road protection.
• KerbLock™ FoldTop™ grips to kerb for max ClampForce™ strength.
• Full smooth coverage for suspension & rim protection.
• Keeps suspension, tyres & rims safe from future damage.
• Stronger and smoother than the MINI Series.
• Extra stability for light commercial vehicles.
• Durable, trades-ready.
Kerb Killing Factor: 97%*
BEST All-Rounder for general traffic, utes and large cars.
End stability eliminates random end-ramp-runners and debris.
From Only $997+GST / Ramp
The Super-Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 9
Acronym: M.O.T.H.E.R.T.H.U.D.D.E.R. = Mother Over The Hard Edge, Ramming, Thumping, Unnecessarily Destroying, Damaging Every Ride — Obliterated!!!
Experience: Full Impact Zone. No margin for error.
Heavy vehicles, loads, trailers… everything hits. You feel it through the whole vehicle — front, middle, rear. That proper “this is doing damage” moment… every time. Patience gone. Wallet next.
New Experience: BEST & STRONGEST all-roundER for Semi-Mountable Kerbs — Daily Damage Zone. Same as Silver Standard with EndWedges™ but with added MidWedges™ the WheelZones™. Maximum reinforcement all round avoids SuspensionSmash™ and BumperBash™ saving big $$$ in the long run. Noiseless and soft cushioning feel. RoadTested™ and great for heavy vehicles, small trucks and loads of wood and shingle! No match for Boats & Trailers.
Measurements: 500mm Deep (unfolded flat span, approx.), Semi-Height 40-80 mm High with a 100 mm FoldTop™ for KerbLocking™ × 2400mm Wide.
Additional Extras: KerbLock™ S.H.I.T.H.O.T. ReflectaGrills™.
View extra additional accessories on the following pages.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: Only $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done): Only $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• KerbLock™ EndWedges™ for max EndZone™ road protection.
• KerbLock™ MidWedges™ for max WheelZone™ protection.
• KerbLock™ FoldTop™ grips to kerb for max ClampForce™ strength.
• Full smooth coverage for suspension & rim protection.
• Keeps suspension, tyres & rims safe from future damage.
• Stronger than the MINI Series.
• Extra stability for light commercial vehicles.
• Durable, trades-ready & truck-proof, with maximum reinforcement.
• No match for Boats & Trailers.
• Prevents suspension smash & bumper dents.
Kerb Killing Factor: 98%*
BEST HEAVY-DUTY option for trades, trucks and heavy use.
Noiseless and soft feel, perfect for heavy vehicles, small trucks,
and loads of wood or shingle etc.
From Only $1,198+GST / Ramp
The Super-Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS (For SEMI-Height — SH Series Ramps)
KerbLock™ High-Impact Accessories.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 10
Acronym: M.O.T.H.E.R.T.H.U.D.D.E.R. / A.R.S.E.W.I.P.E. = Mother Over The Hard Edge, Ramming, Thumping, Unnecessarily Destroying, Damaging Every Ride / Absolutely Ridiculous Steep Entry, Wiping Inches Past Everything.
Experience: This isn’t just a kerb anymore… it’s a wall. As High as f@!#k!
You don’t “ease over it” — you attack it and hope for the best. Low cars? Forget it. Utes? Rear ends scrape. Tow balls? Smash. You angle it, creep it, avoid it… or just accept the hit and wince every time.
New Experience: The ultimate all-rounder for Full-Height Non-Mountable Kerbs — No Compromise Zone Full kerb coverage, larger Full-Height S.H.I.T.H.O.T.™ KerbLock™ SagDamage™ protection. This is where people stop mucking around and go: “Right. Fix it properly—NOW!” Protects cars, utes, and tradies access points. Perfect for side & rear entrances, off-road side gates, boats, trailers and caravans. Ideal for developers & tradies.
Measurements: 500mm Deep (unfolded flat span, approx.), Semi-Height 80-150 mm High, with a 150 mm FoldTop™ for KerbLocking™ × 2400mm Wide.
Additional Extras: KerbLock™ S.H.I.T.H.O.T.™ ReflectaGrills™. View extra additional accessories on the following pages.
DIY INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL DIY-Kit: Fittings (20X 6mm x 72mm Countersunk Torx-Head Concrete Screws); 1X 6mm Masonry Drill; and 1X Torx Driver: Only $100+GST.
FULL INSTALLATION: ADDITIONAL: DIY-Kit, plus Plate DRILLING, COUNTERSINKING & LABOUR (all done): Only $200+GST.
Features & Benefits:
• Covers Full Height kerb height of 80 mm – 150 mm High
• KerbLockPACK™ EndWedges™ for max EndZone™ road protection
and MidWedges™ for max WheelZone™ support included.
• KerbLock™ FoldTop™ grips to kerb for max ClampForce™ strength.
• For side & rear entrances.
• Trades & developer access ready.
THE Ed Hillary! Kerb Killing Factor: 99%*
The pinnacle standard — like Everest, knock the bastard off!
The ULTIMATE for Full-Height Kerbs / Developer & Trades Access. Maximum protection for large vehicles.
From Only $1,499+GST / Ramp
The Super-Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

ADDITIONAL EXTRAS (For SEMI-Height — SH Series Ramps)
KerbLock™ High-Impact Accessories.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 11
Acronym: A.R.S.E.W.I.P.E! = Absurdly Ridiculous Steep Entry,
Wiping Impact, Points Everywhere!
Experience: The DipDredge™ or ScrapeTrap™ makes you cringe. Annoying as f@!#k! Your car’s nose and rear-end is praying.
Scrapes and bumps every time you enter or exit. You line it up, creep forward, and still… SHIT. Think old-skool Christchurch road/driveways, like a fault line for a driveway or Wellington or Auckland’s hilly suburbs—you need to get off the road as quickly and safely,
and as fast as possible.
New Experience: A “Solid” solution for lowered cars and longer trailers. TwinBrace™ technology and optional edge-braced for large-span dippy driveways. Saves noses, bumpers, and patience and makes for a safer, smoother, less-stressed entry.
Measurements: 700mm—900mm Deep approx. Span × 2400mm Wide.
Features & Benefits:
• Maximum-Heavy-Duty metal ramp & extrusion-braced construction
• Protects bumpers, rims & wheel alignment
• Medium-Span driveway coverage & eliminates the scrape
• Entry-Level Maxi driveway & car protection on metro dippy areas
• Heavy-Duty TwinBrace™ construction
• Can be Custom-Curved in 600mm—1200mm Wide sections! (POA).
RELATIVE DIP Killing Factor: 90%*
Great for large-span driveways.
Saves noses & bumpers on lowered or sports cars & long trailers.
Economical for urban/metro areas with medium dips.
From Only $990+GST / Ramp
The MAXI-Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 12
Acronym: A.R.S.E.W.I.P.E.R!! = Absurdly Ridiculous Steep Entry,
Wipes Inconvenience, Protects Every Ride!!
Experience: Big DipDredges™ or ScrapeTraps™, belly-outs, and general driveway chaos. Every wheel feels it — front to back, you dread pulling in or out — fearing undercarriage scrapes, rims & tyre alignment issues.
New Experience: Heavy-Duty MAXI SWEET-SPOT ramp MaxBraced™ for Hilly Driveways or Severe Street or Garage Dips. Gradient greatly reduced, vehicles glide safely, and stops scraping, keeping wheels and alignment perfect. EpoxyMax™ reinforced, and TwinBrace™ technology for total peace of mind. Slightly more expensive due to the DualSpine™ construction needing more materials, and is the sweet-spot all-round option.
Measurements: 1000mm—1200mm Deep × 2400mm Wide½ of a Sheet Horizontally.
Features & Benefits:
• Maximum-Heavy-Duty metal ramp and wood-braced construction
• Protects the entire undercarriage, bumpers, rims & wheel alignment
• Half-Sheet-Span driveway coverage & eliminates the gouge & scrape
• Full-Width coverage for trucks & commercial vehicles
• Heavy-Duty TwinBrace™ & DualSpine™ construction
• Mid-Level Maxi driveway & car protection on hilly areas
• Can be Custom-Curved in 600mm—1200mm Wide sections! (POA).
RELATIVE DIP Killing Factor: 120%*
Great for Extreme dips, full-width driveway coverage.
Stops scraping, protects wheel alignment & bumpers.
Epoxy-safe fixings for maximum clamping force.
From Only $1,297+GST / Ramp
The MAXI-Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 13
Acronym: A.R.S.E.W.I.P.E.R!!! = Absurdly Ridiculous Steep Entry, Wipes Inconvenience, Protects Every Ride!!!
Experience: Extreme DipDredges™ or ScrapeTraps™, as hollow as f@!#k! Long, punishing dips and slopes with asphalt gouges —
Your car feels every millimetre and leaves more behind every day. Belly-outs and steep gradients make each trip a painful obstacle course to manoeuvre, and very painful on the wallet.
New Experience: Ideal for large dipping driveways and tradies vehicles. The gradient drastically reduced, saving more on your wheels, alignments, and bodywork. The longer-deeper-custom-span ramp can be raised at the garage door entry flush with the foundation with additional SpaceRisers™. EpoxyMax™ reinforced, TwinBrace™ and DualSpine™ technology bracing, and AntiSag™ protection base structure. Slightly more expensive than the 1200 due to more bracing materials or SpaceRisers™ for garage doors.
Measurements: 1300mm—1800mm Deep approx. Span × 2400mm Wide¾ of a Sheet.
Features & Benefits:
• Maximum-Heavy-Duty metal ramp & wood-braced construction
• Protects bumpers & wheel alignment
• Deeper-Span driveway coverage & eliminates the gouge & scrape
• Full-Width coverage for trucks & commercial vehicles
• Heavy-Duty TwinBrace™ & DualSpine™ construction
• Maxi-Level driveway & car protection on steep hilly areas
• Can be Custom-Curved in 600mm—1200mm Wide sections! (POA).
RELATIVE DIP Killing Factor: 180%*
Great for Extreme dips, full-width driveway coverage.
Stops scraping, protects all things wheel alignment, suspension & bumpers. Epoxy-safe fixings for maximum clamping force.
From Only $1,898+GST / Ramp
The MAXI-Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

MotherTHUDDER Index: 14
Acronym: A.R.S.E.W.I.P.E.R!!!! = Absurdly Ridiculous Steep Entry, Wipes Inconvenience, Protects Every Ride!!!!
Experience: Massive, unrelenting longer dips typically seen on the higher side of the roads on hills. Your car’s nose and underside are begging for mercy. Extreme dips & belly-outs… can’t deal!
New Experience: SUPER-Heavy-duty MAXI LONG ramp The Total Obstacle Eliminator. Perfect for expensive lowered car owners, developers, tradies and extreme access points. Built for extreme long-span and steep driveways, fully gradient softened, full protection for wheels, alignment, and suspension. MaxBraced™ with EpoxyMax™ reinforced TwinBrace™ and DualSpine™ technology, AntiSag™ protection — all in. Skip the council delays. Skip the mega cost. Total domination — before the full excavation and concrete job.
Measurements: 1900mm—2400mm DeepSpan × 1200mm WideFull Sheet.
Features & Benefits:
• Maxi-Heavy-Duty metal ramp & wood-braced construction
• Protects the entire undercarriage, bumpers, rims & wheel alignment
• Maxi-Span (Full-Depth) driveway coverage — no dip-outs & scrapes
• Maxi-width coverage for cars, trucks & commercial vehicles
• Super-Heavy-Duty, TwinBrace™ & QuadSpine™ construction
• Pro-Level Maxi driveway & car protection on extreme hilly areas
• Can be Custom-Curved in 600mm—1200mm Wide sections! (POA).
RELATIVE DIP Killing Factor: 240%*
Best option for Extreme dips, full-width driveway coverage.
Stops scraping, protects all things wheel alignment, suspension & bumpers. Epoxy-safe fixings for maximum clamping force.
From Only $2,499+GST / Ramp
The MAXI-Heavy-Duty difference between a ramp…
and a fully dialled-in solution.

🔥 Clear Expectations. No Confusion. Better Outcomes.
TheRampMan.NZ systems are designed to improve driveway access — safely, practically, and with clear expectations around use, performance, and responsibility.
This page explains how the system works, how it should be used, and what is considered normal vs misuse.
🧠 1 – PRODUCT CLASSIFICATION
Product Classification Notice
TheRampMan.NZ systems (including MINI, SEMI, FULL, MAXI, and CUSTOM configurations) are removable, surface-mounted driveway access solutions designed to assist vehicle entry and exit over existing kerbs and driveway transitions.
These systems are not permanent civil structures and are not engineered or certified as formal vehicle crossings under council engineering approval processes.
⚙️ 2 – HOW THE SYSTEM IS INTENDED TO BE USED
Intended Use
These systems are designed for:
- Residential driveway access
- Standard passenger vehicles (cars, SUVs, utes)
- Controlled entry and exit at normal driving speeds
- Everyday household traffic conditions
Performance will vary depending on:
- Vehicle type
- Speed
- Load
- Entry angle
- Surface conditions
🚨 3 – DAMAGE & MISUSE (Ramp Runner Protection)
Damage & Misuse – “Ramp Runners”
Damage can occur when ramps are used outside intended conditions, including:
- Vehicles entering at excessive speed (“Ramp Runners”)
- Sharp angled or corner-cut entries
- Heavy braking or acceleration during crossing
- Overloading beyond typical residential use
- Trailers, caravans, boats, or commercial loads without reduced entry speed
- Repeated impact loading on the same entry path
- Post-installation modification or interference
Impact force increases significantly when speed or load is introduced, which can result in edge wear, movement, or structural stress over time.
🧾 4 – CUSTOMER RESPONSIBILITY
Use & Responsibility
Customers are responsible for:
- Ensuring correct and safe use of the system
- Adjusting driving behaviour where required
- Avoiding high-impact or angled entry use
- Maintaining the system in its installed condition
🔧 5 – INSTALLATION & MODIFICATIONS
Installation Scope
Installations may include optional transitional or finishing components designed to improve usability or appearance.
These components may differ in reinforcement depending on their purpose and may be adjusted or removed if required without affecting the core system.
⚖️ 6 – LIABILITY & PERFORMANCE NOTICE
Important Notice
TheRampMan.NZ is not responsible for:
- Third-party vehicle impacts
- Damage from service vehicles (gas, courier, rubbish, delivery trucks)
- Misuse or incorrect entry behaviour
- Post-installation modifications by others
🧾 7 – SIGN-OFF
Customer Acknowledgement
By proceeding with installation or purchase, you acknowledge that:
- You understand the product classification
- You understand correct usage requirements
- You accept responsibility for appropriate use
- You understand misuse may result in damage not covered under warranty
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